Oatmeal: A FAQ

Yes, apparently this is necessary.

One morning last week I tweeted that I was eagerly awaiting the return of oatmeal season, which I - fairly obviously, I thought - meant as a general comment on my eagerness for fall as well as my specific love of oatmeal. But! I got days - days! - of replies from friends and MOSTLY strangers who apparently found this tweet impossible to let pass without…

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